I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she peed on how many people?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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