yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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