I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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