He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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