Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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