i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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