I want to stick my p in your. b.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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