So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You dont lie about slip and slides
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
