Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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