no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
