If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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