so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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