also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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