Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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