I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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