apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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