I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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