I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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