So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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