I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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