i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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