another moral hangover. fuck.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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