she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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