Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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