so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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