we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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