oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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