We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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