there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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