So gin and wine won't be happening again
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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