You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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