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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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