did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Someone came in the potted fern
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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