your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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