The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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