yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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