yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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