Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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