She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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