hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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