I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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