im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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