He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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