is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
that is very illegal...i love you.
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