I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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