I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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