ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
