I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
