I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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