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Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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