I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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