Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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