I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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