My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
