fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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