Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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